Oh, man, it's a They Bleed Pixels fanfiction!  Who would have expected that from me?
To those of you without context, They Bleed Pixels is a nice little indie platformer on Steam.  Go check it out for yourself, because I don't want to spend the whole description explaining it.  Anyway, I recently beat TBP in celebration of Halloween, and I loved it—truly I did, fantastic game, 9/10 would willingly play again—but I couldn't help but be a little disappointed that it contained no Final Boss, or, indeed, no bosses at all, for me to sink my claws into.  I decided to remedy this using my powers of WordCraft to write a short fanfiction detailing roughly how the Final Boss should have gone.

Plot spoilers ahead, obviously.  Moderate mature content filter, ultimately it's nothing awful, but I figured I'd put it up, because, well, with a game called They Bleed Pixels, you can expect blood.  A fair amount of it.